Hello, I'm The Doctor. No, not really. I'm Dylan, the next best thing to the doctor. I'm some college kid studying graphic design, and this is where I spend my time, instead of being in class.

I’m nothing great. I’m a fuck up who needs to get fucked up to live with himself.

I’ve been looking into substitutes for pot. Nothing synthetic, no salvia or whatever, just some herbs that have some nice effects and are 100% legal. Anybody here have experience with that?

bootyclapping:

'hey do you smoke weed?'

me:

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oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

Munchie OD right now. I’m feeling those two pies, that bowl of cookies, and that half gallon of milk right now.

Just so you guys know, I talk about you to my real life friends like I know you really well.

Somewhere out there, the cops have a picture of a kitten and a gravity bong. Not saying how I know, but it is a 100% guarantee.

I was so fucking weird in high school about relationships. Not the cute kind either. I really wish I could apologize to all the girls I creeped out. I was like a walking fedora.

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

REBLOG IF YOU’RE AN ARTIST!!!

askdarklunar:

ask-raven-the-rabbit:

Professional or not, no matter what art style, I wanna see how many artists are out there.

 I am ^^

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Anonymously tell me your feelings for me.

mochi-bunnies:

It doesn’t have to be romantic (though if you did feel that way, it’d be perfectly fine). Just how you feel in general. I get curious of people’s impressions of me.

saintkieren:

pittsburghfc:

"Move or you are next."

"Move or you’re next"

"Move or you’re next"

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"Move or you’re next"

"Move or you’re next"

"Move or you’re next"